World of Warcraft has homosexual overtones most people simply do not realise. Allow me to show you.

Looking at the title, I can tell you are preparing your shotgun. I'll probably be flamed to death for this one. Meh.

Linux, Linux, Linux. I've tried it, and let me tell you, it sucks.

Also, it's like the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year on the seventh day of the week. Soon after this article was posted, it will be the seventh hour! Techincally, the 19th or the 13th by Jewish timing. Wait a minute!? 13th hour!? 7 PM? Offset of 6!? Jelly has no fat!? I'm on to something here!

I have created something. You may view it. ... I am sorry.

John has many problems with Hotmail! You can read about his problems here.

I would have probably added a feature story or review yesturday, but I could not return home! Flooding had stopped me!

You can hear the story of my fantastic adventure here.

Hello to all, and welcome to the launch of Everything Sucks! This is a website where we (Me and John Doe...) will explain exactly why everything sucks, and we will also give you plently of random features. For the launch, we have prepared one feature, and three reviews, one for each sub-section:

Movie Review: Hostel

Game Review: Daikatana

Other Review: Suicidal Tendencies

Feature: "Trees Suck!"

I hope you like them! It actually took 1,000 hours of hard labor to produce each one! Look how dedicated we are!